AMSTERDAM SCHIPOL AIRPORT: TELL HIM A NIGERIAN FOUND IT

It was winter in Europe. Freezing and punitively cold. Only home, Nigeria, was on my mind as I cut short a research visit to that sinfully developed continent.

I found my way into the beautiful terminal building of one of Europe’s busiest airports, Amsterdam Schipol airport. It was my second time at Schipol so I easily navigated my way to an area designed and designated for laptop users.

My phone and gods had conspired against me. The device was dead like dodo due to a charging port problem. Before leaving Europe for home, I had tried to fix it against warning from my African friends. “Olu, it’s damn too expensive to fix phones here. Wait until you get home. For the moment, I’ll give you a spare phone to use.” Jacinta Edusei, my lovely Ghanaian friend had volunteered advice and help. I had Jacinta’s spare phone but I wanted access to my phone badly. The city centre was the place to seek help. I found a Lebanese owned shop. Surprisingly, the phone repairer was a Nigerian of Igbo extraction.

Our accent gave us away to each other without much ado.

“Bros, wetin do your phone?” He asked turning the phone over twice.

“Oh boy, na charging port wahala oooo. And I need the phone bad bad.” I replied.

Without looking at me, he gave me a bill.

“Your money na tuwenti yuro.”

Twenty Euro to repair charging port problem? In my mind, I screamed. Unconsciously, I calculated twenty euro in naira. It was a lot. I thought of what that amount could do in Nigeria. Nobody told me to speak to my legs. (Note: the phone problem was fixed in Nigeria at Olukayode Shopping Complex, Akure at the rate of one thousand naira, which was less than €2.). I was whistling as I left the yeye Lebanese shop.

I used Jacinta’s phone throughout my research visit. But I had to return the phone as I left for home, Nigeria.

Back to Schipol Airport. I had arrived hours ahead of boarding, which is my practice on such trips.

I plugged my laptop and connected to airport WiFi. On Facebook, I quickly connected to my wife and friends.

I was the fourth person there and the only black at the table.

Quite some minutes later, I was alone as the others had left to board their flights.

Then I noticed it.

A winter jacket lying on table; forgotten and abandoned by its owner, who had obviously hurried away to board a plane to who knows where.

I remember the owner. He had managed a dry, winter smile at me when I joined the table. I knew he’d left to board his flight too. There’s no doubt.

Yet I waited, keeping watch over the jacket. Then I picked the jacket about one hour later. I searched it.

I found Euro notes and coins, SEVEN CREDIT CARDS, and the owner’s educational and workplace ID cards. All of them very important to life and sanity.

I didn’t think twice.

I picked my hand luggage, my backpack together with the jacket and found my way to the nearest KLM Information Centre.

An Indian lady attended to me. I told my story.

She praised and thanked me profusely. I took it in.

When it was time to handover the jacket, I hesitated. With deadpan seriously, I told the attendant that I would be handing over the jacket under one condition.

“Please tell the owner that a Nigerian found it.”

In her eyes, I saw flippancy. But I was not done; I had the advantage and nothing was going to stop me from using that advantage to maximum effect.

“Many of you have this impression that Nigerians are generally dishonest and crooks. Just tell him a Nigerian found it.”

“Would you do that, please?”

I could see that my message had sunk. She smiled happily at me, nodded her appreciation with a promise to fulfill my wish.

I walked away from the KLM Information Centre at Amsterdam Schipol Airport with my shoulders higher than the airport terminal.

Nigeria is 60 today as an independent country rescued from British colonial rule.

Happy 60th Independence Day Nigeria

God bless you my country.

I won’t join others to curse you.

My mouth will only bless you. I promise that every opportunity I get, I will stand firm in seeing to it that you’re bettered. I do not mind standing alone for you. I won’t be a part of your myriad of problems, I’ll rather be one of the solutions.

We can fix Nigeria only if we could fix the Nigerian person. On that position, I’m unwavering and implacable. I’ll be selfless in my service to you and Nigerians. My watchword remains the motto of my secondary school, the iconic Methodist Boys High School, Lagos; the second secondary school in Nigeria.

That motto in Latin is: Non sibi sed allis.

That motto in English is: Not for us but for others.

So help me God.

God bless you, my beautiful country, Nigeria.

The Alayakis Have a Boy!

Adeola Tajudeen Alayaki and his family welcome their latest addition on the 3rd of September 2020 – a bouncing baby boy!

This is special news even more so because TJ, as popularly called, now has another man to assist him in the home with the manly duties. Lol!

The Executive Committee, on behalf of the MBHS 95 Alumni, wish to say: Congratulations to the Alayaki family! May this boy be a constant source of joy to all, and may the future hold great things in his life.

A Lizard in Nigeria cannot become a Crocodile in Lebabon

There’s a trending video of stranded and desperate Nigerian ladies in Lebanon. The ladies, with faces mostly veiled by face mask, have made an appeal to the Nigerian government and well meaning individuals to come to their rescue and save them from destitution in that Middle East country.

It’s so sad.

You’d need to have swallowed the head of a tortoise not to feel for them. They’re Nigerians. I join my voice to these desperate voices from Lebanon. Government should rescue them. Let’s chase the fox first before we chastise the reckless hen.

We need to tell ourselves the bitter truth. These videos are becoming too common and frequent. They also tell the same story. Single narrative. Misadventure.

Yes! There are socio-economic conditions fuelling legal and illegal migration; the push and pull factor.

But that oversized and that ubiquitous illusion that validation as well as salvation is abroad, that reckless belief that the grass is always greener on the other side must be confronted headlong and defeated to stop or at least reduce desperate cries from Beirut and everywhere.

It’s a myth that the grass is greener on the other side, I must reiterate. Utopia is a myth, only Ethiopia is real.

A lizard in Lagos cannot become a crocodile in London. Learn to manage your space and expectations if you didn’t want want to cry out for help from the belly of the beast.

I know many would scoff at my position. I do not have a problem with that. But I have seen too many Nigerians suffering needlessly abroad to care to sound a note of warning to those who care to listen, no matter the number.

I have had my own fair share of travels; I have seen things. As a researcher too, I have been on the migration trail for sometime. I have a forthcoming article in Irinkerindo: African Journal of Migration on cross-border prostitution of girls trafficked for sex in European cities. The journey from Lagos and Benin City to Europe is usually too good to believe. Until dreamy travellers reach their destinations and the ugly realities set in: passports are seized, rituals are performed to put the fear of the devil in trafficked souls, bodies are gang raped to force compliance after which now worn out and violated beings are handed over to pimps and madams as sexual play things for those who pay for such services.

Well, you know the arrangement; it’s usually classic monkey dey work, baboon dey chop.

I vehemently argue that the first condition of migration for many especially women is vulnerability, which is what traffickers and victims exploit as triggers and excuses. Many are truly victims, lured and entrapped with empty promises. However, most victims are also not really victims. Behind the veneer of ‘victimhood’ is greed, indolence, the idea of cheap money elsewhere, lack of imagination, unnecessary pomposity, vaunted ambition, restlessness, waywardness, etc.

Yet a Nigerian lizard cannot become a crocodile in New York.

Someone who refuses to be a maid in Nigeria, prefers to be a maid in Lebanon.

It’s okay. It’s okay. But I won’t turn off my mic.

I have seen pictures of Nigerian guys roasting corn by the road side in Europe just to survive. But they won’t dare same in Nigeria. They’re too big to start small or do menial jobs at home.

At Lagos and Abuja International Airports, I have seen these people, mostly teenage girls and ladies. I have seen them at Addis Ababa, Entebbe and Schiphol. I have been in same aircrafts with these girls on their passage to slavery, physical and sexual torture, psychological trauma, abuse and death.

On the journey of illusion, they ‘freely’ offer themselves for servitude in far flung places on the back of lies and half truths.

My sister, Dr Fatimo Kolapo-ibitoye had a mind-boggling and heart breaking encounter at Entebbe Airport, with some Ugandan girls, who’d returned physically and emotionally damaged from Saudi Arabia. With broken bodies, vanished dreams and everlasting regrets, they’re poster children of a world built on illusion. Phantasmagoria.

Tell your brothers, sisters and friends not to migrate without skill and workable plan. Tell them to shun these ubiquitous ‘work abroad’ agents and third party traveling arrangement, which always lead to Lebanon, Libya and their likes.

The migration business is currently the biggest site of exploitation and painful premature deaths in the world. It’s an arm of organized crime which looks innocuous but deadly.

Right at this moment, wild animals are feasting on the bodies of migrants in the Sahara desert, while Mediterranean fishes have become accustomed to a daily feast of human flesh and bones in the waters between Libya and Italy.These desperate voices from Lebanon are the lucky ones. Trust me. You don’t want to find out on your own what it’s like to be trafficked or stranded abroad.

The unlucky ones don’t even know where they are. Some can no longer separate day from night. Yet these ones are still luckier in their unlucky state of being. The most unlucky ones are dead, some after their organs were harvested. Their bodies never recovered for proper burial by their loved ones.

You cannot know what racism is until you experience Chinese, Indian, Lebanese and Arab racism. Black lives don’t even matter to those ones. Sadly, racism is a constant companion on the migrants trail.

Don’t wait to find out how terrible life is on the migrant trail before you stop imagining illusion.

Stay at home if you do not have any concrete reason together with concrete plan to leave. Fight it out. Use that money to start something worthwhile here. Pray too. Abroad can find you from home.

‘Nigeria is hell’ you keep telling yourself. But I bet you there’s hell fire out there, worse than Nigeria. Those who have passed through the valley, deserts and seas of death from Agaden in Niger Republic through Sahara to Libya, Europe and elsewhere know that as hell, Nigeria is a stunt.

Real hell is outside Nigeria.

Hon. Abike Dabiri, it’s time to get our girls out of Lebanon. But we know not to relent in telling those at home that a lizard in Nigeria cannot become a crocodile in Lebanon.

Postscripts

If you’re one of those pushing the narrative which fuels desperate and deadly migration on social media, it’s time to stop. Where will a nation of 200 million people migrate to? Think about it.

Migration has never and will never be a solution to a nation/people’s troubles. Ask the Irish people. For any nation to work, all hands must be on deck.

The Hard Truths

About 80% or more of Nigerians abroad do back breaking jobs to survive. Many of them are outside the white collar job paradigm. You find them mostly doing blue collar and even red collar (oju eje) jobs even when that have higher certificates from institutions in their countries of residence. Generally, Nigerians are hardworking, honest, lively and generous. These are rare combinations that make many to like us and some to hate us.

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The Makanjus’ Welcome Their Princess

To the Makanjus’ – What wonderful news about your newborn baby girl! We know she will bring many blessings to your lives. Congratulations from the MBHS 95 Alumni Association, and blessings to you and your family.

Wishing you both nothing but joyous and cheerful times with your baby girl. Give her our share of love too! We are sure that she will be very much fond of both of you.

Mr. Remi Makanju is the current General Secretary of the Association, and it is our immense pleasure to felicitate with him and his family on their new addition.

First official image of the little Princess
The Remi Makanju Family

Coping with Mental Health Challenges in Trying Times

Worry and anxiety are a big part of the global pandemic, everyone has to come to terms with the changes going on around us. Everything, especially social life, has to go through some kind of change, inevitably affecting our physical and mental health.

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2020 ExCo Half-Year Review

It has been generally a challenging year globally, no thanks to the novel coronavirus – COVID19. New normals have been defined as a result of trying to manage the virus’ direct and indirect effects. Despite it all, a few sectors and even individuals have made some notable progress in their affairs.

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Internet Data for MBHS Teachers’ Online Schooling

The pandemic season necessitated the school, Methodist Boys’ High School, to begin online classes for the students in order to keep school activities going and the students busy while at home.

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Donation of School Signage

On Friday 21st of December, 2018, the Old Boys of MBHS ’95 Set donated a signage to the school as part of our regular projects to give back to our Alma Mater. It stands today conspicuously at the main entrance to the school to provide good visual identification to passers-by and visitors.

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